Haggard

Fucked Up, Messed Up, Ugly As Hell, Nasty

Matt- OMG bro did you see that chick??

Nick- Ya man ehh shes ugly as hell airdaaaah!!

Matt- Bro that chick is Haggard she looks like she got hit by a train!

by Chaldean Person June 25, 2009

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

Haggard

Out of style.Old.Torn up.

Why do you wear those spandex pants,those things are haggard.

by angie cole January 3, 2006

Haggarette

A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette

jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.

by John Cleveland December 10, 2008

haggardly pilt

Adj; To describe ones state of extreme inebriation.

Matt was so haggardly pilt last night he showed everyone his dick!

by fixerman September 12, 2010

Haggard Meathooks

Loose vag lips you could successfully tie into a knot.

John: "Dude I got my shit tangled up in some nasty chick's haggard meathooks last night"

by drdent October 27, 2010

Hagwag

A totally awesome dude with out a cunty bone in his body. The anti cunt infact.

That guy is so hagwag, I'm going to let him bang me silly.

by Hahwagisbestest September 23, 2014