A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
by Reiki Master May 4, 2005
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Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
Most Golf Courses forbid bringing your own beer on the course. They want you to purchase the beer from the Club House or from the beer girl out on the course (which is expensive).
Sneaking your own beer in your golf bag is the norm. But so nobody working there gets suspicious, buy a beer or 2 from the club, aka "honest beer".
-"Hey bro, how many beers you have in your bag?"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"
-"I have like 12, but here comes the beer wench so we better get a couple honest beers"
by Canada15 July 13, 2012
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Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.
In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.
e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.
e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!
by Benncm June 21, 2011
Get the Honest Advertising mug.A pair of dark, dark, dark denim jeans. Not broken in at all. These jeans were broken in the oldfashioned way...honestly earned.
by HM December 17, 2003
Get the honest earns mug.the act of anally fisting someone and proceeding to slap the person owning the fisted anus, in the face with a back hand.
by gnythewsh January 28, 2014
Get the honest rodger mug.Ben: Did you hear Geraint talking about what he did to that girl Rachel in that Premier Inn.
George: I thought he said it was a Travelodge, and her name was Emily.
Ben: He's such an honest man.
George: I thought he said it was a Travelodge, and her name was Emily.
Ben: He's such an honest man.
by ThatMysteriousGuy January 21, 2020
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1.) A feminist can't be honest.
2.) Someone whose honest won't be
Feminist.
1.) A feminist can't be honest.
2.) Someone whose honest won't be
Feminist.
Eg-
Person 1-Man this world would be a better place if honest feminists existed..
Feminist - DID YOU JUST ASSUME OUR
MORALITY !?
Person 1-Man this world would be a better place if honest feminists existed..
Feminist - DID YOU JUST ASSUME OUR
MORALITY !?
by ButtYouLikeMyButt April 9, 2017
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