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Hjhjhjhj is when you're bored with literally nothing better to do on your computer.

I'm really bored, I might as well Hjhjhjhj

by Micheal Boblo July 24, 2018

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The last step of ultimate boredom when a PC is available. It is achieved by reversing the alternating pattern of qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf.
Founded on 10/29/18.

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: hjgkfldpsoaizuxyctvrbenwmq
Person 1: Ah, understandable.

by SSJ3Bane November 29, 2018

Hjalmar

Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.

I fucked Hjalmar last night, his dick was huge!

If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.

Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!

by jimbo420 September 9, 2014

hjlep

wehn yuor in big troube lnda nned hjlep fsta ,somethimes you wiil tipe thinks tht do'nt make sens

TRANSLATION:
When you're in big trouble and need help fast, sometimes you will type things that don't make sense.

See Also: hlep

*your base is under attack*
313375: n00b, all your base are belong to us!
nubluva: hjlep, nbu!!!!1!!!!
nub: yur sunny, lol

by nubluva April 10, 2007

HJTO

A handjob performed with titties exposed.
(Hand Job Titties Out)

That girl gave me an HJTO.

by dhigh January 2, 2009

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Person 1: "hndu98723 d yb"
Person 2: "hjdsklfhasjflkdjsah

by lhijyknvuf January 4, 2021

HJOTT

An acronym for "Hand Job Outside The Trousers". Normally used when you're in a public place, or her father is banging at the door.

Charlotte gave me the best HJOTT this morning.

by Flamingsackofpizza April 29, 2011