hjlep 

wehn yuor in big troube lnda nned hjlep fsta ,somethimes you wiil tipe thinks tht do'nt make sens

TRANSLATION:
When you're in big trouble and need help fast, sometimes you will type things that don't make sense.

See Also: hlep

*your base is under attack*
313375: n00b, all your base are belong to us!
nubluva: hjlep, nbu!!!!1!!!!
nub: yur sunny, lol

hjlep by nubluva April 10, 2007

Hlep 

Only used when texting. Usually used by someone who is confuz and needs Hlep.

John- Frank stop using those stupid emojis

Frank- Hlep mi

Hlep by WEEBLIT November 25, 2019

hlep 

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.

"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"

hlep by James Frost July 21, 2006

Simona Halep 

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.

No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.

Simona Halep by ThaMax July 11, 2010

hjëlp 

Pronounced hy-elp

It’s a way to say “help”, but like a meme way.

Made popular by PewDiePie when he tried to say “help” in a Swedish accent

Girl: babe let’s go shopping!

Boy: hjëlp!

hjëlp by EshGoel December 4, 2019

Hlep 

Hlep is a comedic use for help, showing you are not actually in danger with the miss spelling. It can be used in many instances, like in jokes, or video games.

Hlep, I’m drowning.

Hlep by nomenclature July 11, 2022

holepole 

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

holepole by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008