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Heinz 357

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.
I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.
by QuacksO March 29, 2021
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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Olivia Heinz

A lesbian that wants to go out with Katelyn. Like on a picnic. Like in a potentially fruity way. #fruitsbeforeveggies
Person one: "Yk Katelyn?"
Person two: "Yes omg she should totally go out with Olivia Heinz"
by piahwhah October 2, 2021
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Heinz

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
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Heinz 57

Heinz 57 is when you're a 100% American meaning that you don't know your ethnicity, you are a mixed breed mutt.
Yeah,I'm a Heinz 57,dude, shit, I ain't no pedigree.
by Randy goat fucker August 2, 2025
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The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.
The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night
by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025
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