To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
by JoeCaine June 12, 2009
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The natural and socially accepted norm for facial muscle contraction when one enters a room that smells like ass. The NBA player, Udonis Haslem, possesses a permanent ass face and thusly, has taken ownership of the phenomenon.
Dude, what's up with the Haslem Face? Can you please unflare your nostrils and take that curl outta yo' lip? It's not like it smells like ass in here.
by muthangya June 10, 2007
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-noun
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
1. A dim witted or intectually challenged person. A person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way.
2. A hopeless social retard.
3. One who at all social gatherings manages to embarrass themselves or cause undue awkwardness whenever they add remarks to the conversation.
Also see: Fucktard
-verb
1. To half ass an undertaking. To do an incomplete job.: Someone has hassed up the cash allocation.
2. To fail utterly.
by Marked 4 Deletion April 5, 2010
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Get the hessler mug.A man who takes the unbeaten path while surviving the "norms" of reality. He takes one foot in front of the other until he has reached his goal to complete sainthood. This is not to be confused with his utter sex appeal to women who seem to flock around him wherever he goes. He also creates laughter in odd places, like a cubicle or jail. Hasheley's are particularly drawn to the music industry, DJ, radio, xm satellite. Don't be fooled by a Hashley's seemingly fun nature...there's more to a Hashley then jokes.
I ran into a person I didn't know was real...he was a Hashley and he made me laugh and feel his pain at the same time. How is that possible?
by artsyfartsy2010 February 3, 2010
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