Glitter Gulch

The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch

Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 23, 2004

gorch

A self-centered person, known for stealing beer and scaring off girls with high levels of horniness.

"Did you see him pocket those beers? He's such a gorch!"

"There are no girls here because they are afraid of getting gorched!"

by Willian Holden June 10, 2005

guchknocker

a derogatory term for homosexuals

Lance Bass is a guchknocker

by jesusisonlsd December 27, 2006

gunchkin

a big-headed doofus, usually having a deep voice and clumsy movements

Get out of the way you friggin' gunchkin, you're gonna mess everything up!

by Dubberlang December 21, 2012

guchi gong

A way to describe something as good. Typically used by hella gay normies to describe themselves.

"Yah mon im hella guchi gong"

by OctahedronV2 June 5, 2018

Gucchai

when something is not gucci its gucchai nigga
(used to replace fuck)

That nigga got gucchaied by a shemale
that gucchai man...gucchai that shit

by Gucchai Kid December 12, 2018

Gunchimony

Alimony forced to be paid to lazy, greedy worthless ex-wife gunch who doesn’t deserve or need it.

Man, you better write out a check for gunchimony before that cunt decided to take you back to court!

by Mistyrain September 19, 2019