Rowdy Giraffe

A sexual act in which a male penetrates an extremely large female from behind. To complete the act, he must lift his legs off the ground, using only the giraffe-sized female's body to support his weight. This will cause the female to become very rowdy, and likely will cause her to start running.

To qualify as a giraffe, the female must be at least 5 ft 10 in tall and taller than the man. The only exception is if the man is a midget. If he is a midget, she must only be 1 ft taller than him regardless of his height.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home unless under the supervision of trained professionals such as Gary Coleman (ouch).

The song "Fifteen" is actually about an occasion during Taylor Swift's freshman year in high school in which she was "tamed" with the Rowdy Giraffe maneuver after a boy said he loved her and that it wouldn't hurt.

by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010

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green giraffe

A baby green shit that is at least 8 inches long.

Marco found a green giraffe on his rug, laid there delicately by Lawrence.

by Joris Van Irvine March 4, 2014

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wet giraffed

When a women squirts on a mans penis.

Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.

by penis face ya ya ya December 10, 2006

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Giraffe

Life isn’t about waiting for the clouds to pass.. it’s about knowing the giraffe has always and will always be there.
Whether looking up and wondering what could’ve been or one day looking down (smiling) at what once was. Amongst the depth of the sky the giraffe remains, as does my love for you!

Me: hopelessly looking out my window searching for the giraffe made of stars.. hoping that maybe we’re somehow somewhere sharing this moment!

by HOVISLOVE September 20, 2020

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