Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Oh my god what a good book. This is what got me hooked on reading again. Ran across it while cleaning the library. Looked strange so I picked it up and started reading. The book follows the adventures of a British guy named Arthur Dent and his freind from another planet after Earth is demolished by space construction workers.

The Reality TV Show Earth episode of South Park borrowed heavily from this great book you Jargon.

by yobastanker November 11, 2004

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011

incog-guido

1. Someone who is posing as a guido.

2. A guido trying to be sneaky.

1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.

2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.

by AponOUT February 23, 2011

wannabe guido

That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.

ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?

MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.

by maxuel January 2, 2012

Community Guidelines

Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit.

also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)

Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it.

As stated under Rule (22.) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com.

by HO Ho Mamusel January 19, 2021