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Cougar Scout/Guide

A Cougar Scout often differs from a Cougar Hunter(CH), but can be one in the same. A CS or Cougar Guide (CG) looks for
Cougar Dens (Hangouts, frequented places by cougars and affiliates). They also spot cougars before anyone in their hunting party, giving them the unique title of CS. A CS/CG doesn't always hunt to capture cougars for themselves, he assists the CH's in their challenge with his advice and his
advanced Cougdar technology. In addition to scouting a CS/CG can also hunt and go in for a kill, if the Cougar is of outstanding quality, but he prefers the chase rather than the capture.
Thank Gawd the Blanket an experienced Cougar Scout/Guide spotted the cougar out for me. I was able to prove my hunting skills right before she made her attack.
by Big Poon March 29, 2008
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guidette

A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette?
Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her.
Jen: She was irish.
by Judgeram September 3, 2006
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guided crackhead

A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.
Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.
by DoomRooster February 4, 2008
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts
by Shawn E. April 18, 2003
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Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.
I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.
by valleymd April 16, 2010
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pidge gunderson / katie holt

pidge is the green paladin and pilot of the green lion from voltron: legendary defender. she has short dirty-blonde hair, brown eyes, and glasses. she disguised herself as a boy so she could get into an elite space school called the galaxy garrison in order to hack into their systems and discover encrypted information about the mission to a planet called kerberos that her dad and brother had been a part of. the news reports said everyone had died but the information she found after hacking the school's system said otherwise. they kicked her out of the school under her birth name, katie holt, after she was caught hacking once. she changed her name to pidge, the nickname her brother had given her, to get back into the galaxy garrison as someone else. pidge is a smol bean, an icon, a legend, and a badass. she's also a pretty good pilot.
person 1 - pidge gunderson / katie holt is my favorite paladin of voltron!
person 2 - i like keith the best.
person 1 - that emo headass?
by - ethereality - December 5, 2018
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