Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

up in them groceries

When a handsome/beautiful man/woman chases after hefty sized man/woman.

Hey bro, I'm about to get up in them groceries.

by Christopher Michael G 93 June 5, 2014

unload the groceries

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006

Blow groceries

A term used for vomiting. "Groceries", is refering to the food that the person ate to make them sick.

Bill: Dude, where's your trash can? I'm about to blow groceries!
Jack: It's in the garage. And next time, try to not yell it all over the house! We have other guests, ya know.

by mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!!! July 5, 2008

Groceries

A slang word to describe something that is cool, cute, awesome, bomb and so on.

Kaitlyn: How do I look?
Tenley: Girl, you look groceries!

by coco fosho sho June 25, 2009

grovering

An act resembling utmost snobbery and insecurity.

Damn, that kid is grovering in his BMW. Those subs clearly are a cry for attention.

by Eric Rosenberg February 16, 2008

Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating

Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.

by Swaggiemgoo December 21, 2015