A: "A parent on Twitter somehow manages to change their 4 years old son's gender into a girl"
B: "Ah yes, the final stage of grooming"
B: "Ah yes, the final stage of grooming"
by omae69 September 6, 2022
Get the Grooming mug.Grooming is the present continuous verb of “Groom” that means “getting ready to be put in the marriage cage and being a prisoned bird 🦢 with another bird soul 🦢 “
by RasSunshine April 11, 2022
Get the Grooming mug.A term used by homophobes to describe the act of someone mentioning the existence of homosexuals, especially when a minor might hear it. In this context, grooming primarily refers to mentioning the existence of homosexuals in an extremely innocuous and distinctly non-sexual manner, but in way that is intended to mislead as being sexual.
The teacher was grooming the class by telling them that some people have either two moms or two dads.
by Defender of Reality July 29, 2023
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Grooming: sexual/intamite contact with a minor
Grooming: sexual/intamite contact with a minor
by iwasnotimposter on tiktok :) November 2, 2020
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Groomed/grooming- any. Imtamite interactions with a minor/child
Groomed/grooming- any. Imtamite interactions with a minor/child
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Get the Grooming mug.by Kishakiss October 10, 2018
Get the Child Grooming mug.Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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