gooking

Gooking has been derived from the act of being a gook. This usually involves eating like a gook, talking like a gook, doing gook activities.

"Look at Annie gooking again, she just can't stop spilling her food on her clothes."

by scubathugsteve November 1, 2004

groving

To cut the female grundle open to insert the male genitalia inside the now vaggasshole, during coitus.

"I heard matt made her sit on a wood router!"
"Oh dag nabbit!"
"Yeah! He wanted a vagasshole to go groving in!"

by coitalcontact October 14, 2013

gorking

When a doctor over-prescribes (usually psychoactive) medications. A higher dose than necessary, though not physically damaging, results in a 'flat affect', i.e. zombie-like state. 'Thorazine/Haldol Shuffle'.

The doctors are gorking my mentally-challenged uncle.

That patient is being gorked...look at his Haldol Shuffle!

by LexiLurgee October 17, 2009

growing up gotti

An A&E Television Show based around the every day life of Victoria Gotti, John Gotti's daughter, and her three teenage sons.

Did you see growing up gotti yesterday? THOSES GUYS ARE HOTT!

by SomeGirl34 December 29, 2004

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

Growing Pains

When you shave your pubic hair and it grows back, the sharp stubble growing is painful.

I now regret shaving my grundle, I got some serious Growing Pains down there.

by Scotty Beatnut August 17, 2008

goking

Using gogurt as lube

We were goking pretty hard last night, and I wok up with a fruity gooty

by Gurt March 30, 2017