Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

The Grinch

You and your girlfriend/boyfriend break into someone's house on Christmas Eve, have sex under the tree, then steal all their presents.

"What'd you guys do for Christmas?"

"Well we were horny AND poor so we decided to give the rich people up the street The Grinch.

by Johnny Ishkabibble March 23, 2009

Pussy Grinch

Somebody who interferes with another persons ability, or attempt, to lock down some pussy. Usually done out of spite or hatred for the pussy aspirer....usually (but not always) at a Ho-liday function or get together.

Man! I was schemeing hard on Tiffany last night at Chadwicks, she was diggin it....then that motherfucking pussy grinch Kyle came over and told her I had the clap behind my back.

by Loudave December 26, 2008

Grinch-dick

A dick that, like the Grinch's heart, is two sizes too small, specifically in girth. It can also be used to describe an extremely unusual dick.

"He's pretty hot, but he has a total grinch-dick."
"Ooh, that sucks."

by bowtheif November 21, 2016

the grinch

A green hairy looking dude who has yellow eyes and is very mysterious.

the grinch: bahumbug

by christmas guy September 18, 2006

grinch effect

a chick that looks good from behind but when she turns around she looks like the grinch (that stole christmas).

I was in the club last night and being on those drink had me hooked on this chick until the grinch effect kicked in.

by the ham October 27, 2005

Thalidomide Grinch

That sneaky bastard who uses someone else's handicap placard to steal an easy parking spot.

" Dammit Roy, what's so hard about walking 20 extra yards? Why d'ya have to be such a fucking Thalidomide Grinch?"

by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007