groats

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

groad

Someone who has nasty personal hygiene. Gross + Toad = Groad

I don't want the groad touching my stuff

by stone5150 May 24, 2011

groadster

a person who is shitty, ugly, fugly, gross, weird, bitch.

Eww, thats groady.

Your fagly, u bitch. Therefore your a fucking groadster.

by jackstay89 June 18, 2011

groab

1. grope/grab/groan - all combined into one new sexy word
2. groaning whilst groping someone

"i groabed russell howard the other night"
"mmmmmmmmm i well want to groab captain strobe"
"i'd groab HIS strobe..."

by nickyyyyyyyyyy February 20, 2007

Groated

Combination of gross and bloated, generally associated with menstrual ailments.

I can't go out tonight, I feel groated.

by TwistedPrincess February 20, 2011

groady

someone or something that is gross and ugly (something along those lines)

eww your face is groady!!! put a bag over it!!!!

by tstar* August 3, 2006

Groan

The noises that men make when having gay sex. Very simular to moaning, but for men only.

My god, John sure did make me groan last night... And damn was it gooooood

by HaTeBreeD August 22, 2004