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The Greggs Challenge

The Greggs Challenge is a challenge to see who can buy something from all the Greggs in a town or city the fastest
Kai: 'I wanna optimise the time I got for The Greggs Challenge Sam, wanna help?'

Sam: 'How does this work? Is it just all the Greggs as fast as possible?'

Kai: 'Yep'

Sam: 'Time for public transport%'
by therealbbqman June 29, 2022
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Gregg

Someone who lives in the past. Stuck to the “good ‘ol days”, especially when women were homemakers and men brought home the bacon.

Greggs often wear tight black jeans to assert their dominance and provider gender role.

Greggs prefer old technology, and tend to get feisty when new technology lacks toggle switches or are battery operated.

Greggs don’t like change; they get really agitated when the old ways are abandoned for the new ways. Greggs tend to prefer authoritarian style leadership.
When the school forced teachers to transfer their curriculum to yet another new platform, Jon went completely Gregg on the administration.
by Smartguy261 August 20, 2024
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Greggs

The best bakery ever that makes the most peng sausage rolls to ever exist.
Katie and Matthew love to eat at greggs. They especially like the sausage rolls which they eat together.
by Katie the lad shagger December 8, 2018
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Gregg

Gregg rulez ok
by Beau was here guys! January 19, 2024
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hana gregg

bad bitch who pulls all of the boys 😝
by lolololololo764467644 May 19, 2024
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Randy Gregg

“Dude, did you see Thin Lizzy? They were so good!”

“Yeah, Randy Gregg threw me a pick!”
by bassistsimp July 6, 2022
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Being a Gregg

A Gregg is a suit.
He has the most paper hands imaginable.
He never HODls the line.
Greggs can be defined as a person who has intercourse with married women in order to fill his self esteem.

A Gregg also can be defined as a baby back bitch at playing warzone.
Dude your Being a Gregg. Dont be a Gregg..
by BadBitchin February 21, 2021
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