Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

grand motherfucker

When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.

It's going down now, you grand motherfucker!

by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

pepper grains

Something that appears in type 4 hair (typically African-American hair) when it is not combed/brushed often.

The shorter and more common version is 'peps'.

You have pepper grains/peps in your hair.

by TheBessttttttt February 15, 2017

grand guignol

A style of morbid, French, experimental theater popular among the hip in the late eighteen-hundreds to the mid twentieth-century.

'The Theatre of the Vampires' in 'Interview with the Vampire' was straight grand guignol. Kirsten Dunst's comment of, 'How avant-garde,' was priceless.

by fassbinder April 18, 2007

grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008

Grand Marnier

grand mar-nee-aye
A classy alcoholic blend of cognac and orange. Similar to a liqueur, you can drink it straight, on the rocks, or combined with a variety of cocktails. Adds a sweet, citrusy flavor with a little bit of bite. Often consumed by cocktail connoisseurs or people who want to look like they are.

I just made myself look a little classier by adding some Grand Marnier to my Dark and Stormy. Now it's the perfect storm.

by Froyo333 May 24, 2017