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loser gatherfest

When a bunch of people gather together and, instead of sticking to the scheduled plans, end up sharing and mind masturbating over their personal problems.
I went to a party last night.. a loser gatherfest is what it turned out to be!
by Lady Nyx January 5, 2008
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Youtube Gathering

When youtubers from around the world gather in a certain location to meet new youtubers. Usually happens on a date like 06/07/08, or 07/08/09.
Are you going to the Youtube Gathering on 789?

Yeah!
by alexxtomato April 25, 2009
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masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea
Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.
by matt1975 September 10, 2012
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Magic: The Gathering

A TCG created by Richard Garfield, but now owned by Wizards of the Coast. Although commonly associated with nerds, this game has been known to be played by anyone. The game is meant to symbolize powerful wizards doing battle by summoning monsters and the like.

Each player starts with 20 life, a hand of 7 cards, and must have a deck of at least 60 cards. A player can die by loosing all his/her life, or by being forced to draw a card when she has no cards left in her deck, or by the bullshit card Door to Nothingness. You win the game by killing off all opponents, or by cards that say you win when you meet a certain prerequisite. Many cards are banned or restricted (only one is allowed per deck), usually the older cards, or many of the cards from the mirrodin set, because of the hundreds of instant-win combos. The game is not entirely based on card supremecy; a particulaly skilled player could easily win with a premade deck.
I get thrown out of Friday Night Magic: The Gathering tournements because of my Mirrodin-block Krark-Clan Ironworks deck (now featuring 17 instant-win combos).
by Lhurgyof February 3, 2008
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gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
by dejaflu September 8, 2010
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Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.
The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.
by KHD July 22, 2004
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Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.
Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.
by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008
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