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a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.
Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!
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golden grain 

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.
golden grain by joes the man February 16, 2009
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taken with a grain of salt 

to not be entirely trusted, to be skeptical of something

idiomatic expression Americans use
taken with a grain of salt-

to consider something to be not completely true or right

I've read the article, which I take with a grain of salt.

Related vocabulary: hard to swallow

gripping grain 

The act of putting one's hands upon wood grain, an often faux-wood type of molding often found in luxury automobiles, especially on the steering wheel. However, in some cases, the wood is actually real. Gripping grain is often paired with leaning to one's right while driving.
If you're driving down Peachtree Road on a saturday night, you better be gripping grain.

gripping grain 

Holding onto a wood grain steering wheel
I drove past tipping gripping grain.

"You peeping him take a picture, that chrome and that paint official
You smoking then take a swisha, there's plenty just take 'em wit ya
You chilling you ain't a sipper, then I'ma be hanging wit ya
Take a hold of the grain and grip a, handful and smile for the pictures nigga"

Chamillionaire - Picture perfect
gripping grain by Dj wReck July 31, 2008

long grain rice 

a silver sun-fire or other american compact car made to sound like its got balls galore, also with have fake chrome exhaust tips that started to rust.
James has long grain rice in his drive way.
long grain rice by JGRIBBZ October 4, 2012

Shred the grain 

To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.
Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"