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Giraffe

An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces
Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera?

Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear
by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019
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Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.
Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross
by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012
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chippy gaff

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.
"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".
by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016
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Graffiti-Run

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Involves one or more person(s) equipped with either spray paint or marker and tags as many things as possible in as little time as possible.

Extra points for tagging places high up and hard to reach.
"I tagged Peter's garage while on a graffiti-run."
by Shadeuxxx March 5, 2010
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Giraffe

The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.
All hale lord giraffe!
by Giraffe=GOD June 13, 2019
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baby giraffe

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.
Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.
by Phineas T April 24, 2009
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Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -

"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012
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