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grammar

Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.

"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.

"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.
Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.
by Zalis August 17, 2004
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graduation

The best/worst thing for a high-schooler to experience before they take their leap into the real world. A last chance for friends/crushes/acquaintances/etc. to get together for the last time, and, hopefully, get phone numbers/e-mail addresses/Myspaces to talk to each other after they all leave high school.
At graduation, I tried to kiss my than girlfriend, she moved away from the kiss, and told me that she was cheating on me someone else. She than proceeded to graduate while my dad took a picture of us standing together with our diploma covers. Needless to say, my graduation sucked ass. Also, don't throw your caps when you graduate. I did, and got back one without a graduating class pin.
by DJ Retro June 18, 2007
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grammarape

The very act of posting something on the Internet that absolutely ignores all rules regarding spelling, syntax, and punctuation. Grammarape will be the ultimate undoing of the Internet and will be what convinces alien life forms to completely bypass our planet as nothing more than an intergalactic truck stop.

Please note.. this is about GRAMMAR. Yes, the word looks like "Gramma Rape," but please understand that this has nothing to do with sexually violating your mother's mother.
"I'm pleased to see that you performed a heinous grammarape in that email to me."
by endlessmonkeys November 14, 2009
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Grammar

An obsolete part of language in teenage America. Some people blame AIM, others blame TV.
I'm in an honors English class, yet the grammar in it is rather appalling. Misplaced commas, horrid spelling, and run-on sentences seem to be vital parts of English papers now. However, this may have to do with the fact that I attend a school in Georgia.
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.
Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣
by dgs is shit November 28, 2019
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bad grammar

The new language on the internet. It takes longer to read and comprehend the message than it takes to type the message.

EX. lolroflmao i jst did a hedshoot.
(Laughing Out Loud Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass off, I just did a headshot.)
decent grammar: John: Hey bob, want to play some Rumble Fighter with me later?

bad grammar: Narutoxx34761xxSasuke: dudz y u b3 meenz 2 mee fr33 stoofz plzzzzz!!!!
by Sonorously January 18, 2009
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Grammar Jew

A person with poor grammar, the opposite of a grammar nazi.
Joe: Hey there having a sale at Walmart!
Mike:*They're
Joe: Sorry, I'm a grammar jew.
by D'Brackus JJ Jabber Johnson II February 8, 2013
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