goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 25, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

Joe Gosling

To grow dreadlocks whilst being Caucasian.

Your blonde hair is looking a bit matted... You doing a Joe Gosling?

by Define_Ruthie January 17, 2009

Goosing

When you act like someone who doesn’t own Canada Goose, but you’re a rich kid with plenty of Canada Goose

Why you goosing on me man? Go fuck yourself

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 18, 2019

goodling

-noun-
1. An attractive naif, who has been enticed by others to do illegal or immoral actions, believing that they are legal or moral.

2. One who pretends that she has information that would 'rat out' those higher than her, then takes the fall when she is granted immunity.

-verb-

1. The act of covering up for others, once you are in the clear.

1. "She really believed that the laws didn't apply to her. What a goodling!"

2. "Her lawyer got her immunity, and then she said she was the one who killed JFK and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. What a goodling!"

3. When Congress started to cross-examine her, it was obvious that she was goodling."

by John Berger June 13, 2007

Gooseing

The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).

Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.

by ricky diamond February 2, 2017

Globeling

A person that believe’s they are living on a globe or spinning ball without a shred of proof.
Props to A.S.

John Doe is a Globeling.

by T1DRUMMER November 4, 2019