Goons

Members of Something Awful, unfunny.

Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.

by Lig Na Baste June 12, 2008

goobusted

had sexual intercourse with

I goobusted that bitch.
I was goobusted by that bastard.

by Alex Mixon September 6, 2004

Goons

Boobs, tits, fun bags, titties

Girl show me them Goons!

by Juju on dis beat September 7, 2017

goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.

Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?

by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

by ripjaden March 28, 2023

googus

a penis. The male reproductive organ.

I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus.

by J. Masta Flex May 6, 2006

Broadway Goons

Local gang in Iowa City, IA that is quickly spreading, causing havoc and destruction through-out the city.

Mostly consists of young black males. Main enemies are The Gorilla City Army (Cedar Rapids, IA gang)

"You hear bout them lil niggas over there off hwy-6??"

"You mean the broadway goons?"

by SHHNAKEEE October 27, 2009