Goob

Enjoys eating and watching movies on a friday night. May only have one or two close friends. Silly in their own way. Not afraid to be themselves. Extroverted Introvert personality. If you are lucky enough to meet one, they are the coolest, dorkiest, funniest and most down to earth people you will ever meet.

Katherine and Christine are soul roommates. They are both the biggest goobs around!

by Bedpotato January 10, 2015

Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

Goober

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

goober salve

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

globus profundus

Latin/code word for balls deep.

hey man did you hook up with that chick last night? Bro I went Globus profundus

by soldierstud24 September 19, 2011