gooberschnitzel

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

by neuronhusky July 7, 2016

Do Gooder Two-Shoes

Someone who is both a Do gooder and a Goody Two-shoes at the same time.

So someone who always likes to appear like they're helping someone while also working hard to maintain a whiter-than-white morally superior image.

It's getting so tedious with Helen. Every time I speak to her she manages to allude to how earnest and woke she is. There’s always some virtue signalling in there and some humble brags or other comments that hint at what a good, moral and worthy person she is. She’s such a Do Gooder Two-shoes.

by Stivchik August 15, 2019

goobersville

The middle of nowhere.

We were supposed to be in New York by 4, but Ed just had to take a "shortcut," so now we're in Goobersville and we'll be lucky to get there by nightfall.

by Thinker2112 May 11, 2010

Gooberspoot

Mixture of semen and feces that runs down the leg of someone who has received anal sex

Jane had gooberspoot running down her leg after Dick slammed her backdoor.

by JerkyJerk October 10, 2016

Gooberschnitzel

Someone who annoys their choir teacher (especially mr.hoch)

oh my god, kaitlyn is such a gooberschnitzel

by fuckin mint choir girl May 3, 2020

goobersmooch

Adj.-Idiot, dumbass, etc

Bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it!

Joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man...

by BigJurm July 15, 2005

goobershag

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.

He's such an adorable goobershag!

by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005