Gonchig

Translated name of Mongolian operation service Unitel.

You "Turuulj Alhana" like "Gonchig"

by Gonchigsumlaa May 5, 2023

gonch

1. A based object, situation, or individual
2. Particularly swagged out or rad at
3. A receiver of simping (see “resimpient”)
4. God or a God-like being
5. The Instagram page @gonch.worldwide

1. “‘Fish have permanent side eye’ is a gonched idea”
2. “Yo they’re really gonched out with those peculiar loafers”
3. “Evan isn’t a munch, Evan is a gonch!”
4. "That's on Gonch."
"Gonch willing"
5. "New Gonch post just dropped!"

by Ezzy Wezzy September 1, 2023

Gonch

When something is cool, or very good, like “fire”

This meal is so gonch.

Dude I fw ur hat it’s hella gonch.

by Hannahisnotonfire June 21, 2024

Goonchosis

When you enter a state of psychosis after jerking off for too long

Aiden entered a state of goonchosis after cranking his hog for 48 hours straight. he began seeing shadow people In the corners of his room.

by RU In March 10, 2025

Gonahole

A fictional company that a person called: "differland_" made, it acts like uber eats & door dash but instead of eating food it's eating ass and fucking. That's what gonahole is. At its literal baseline, it is a gooner company for sex.

"An event from the Gonahole company, assigning volunteers as 'Free-use Hole", of course, the agent who volunteered would be compensated handsomely, but the task is quite tough." - diffey

by makeminecartslower April 21, 2025

Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic

Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!

by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

The Goucho

When your girl promises you sex, but then passes out, so you ejaculate across her upper lip and pull her hair over it and wait for it to dry

We were supposed to bang last night but she passes out so I gave her The Goucho.

by Gau "ouch" oh October 27, 2025