Goldfish-ism

goldfish-ism is a temporary disease that effects your memory in the short term, in short

It’s a condition of memory loss but not really that serious

“Did you do your homework? “
“No I’m sorry I forgot, I have goldfish-ism”

by Teddybear7024 February 18, 2020

Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

by NewValley January 17, 2018

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Goldfish!

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

goldfish

1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.

by TKumi March 25, 2008

Eat the Goldfish

Go down on a girl, and eat out her insides

Suck a girl's vagina

Stefan: "how was your night last night, with that chick?"

Damon: "awesome, I got to Eat the Goldfish!"

by lovelychick87 April 8, 2010

goldfish love

a short lived but explicit sexual relationship, generally whilst drunk, that you will have only scant recollection of in the morning - this will generally come back and bite you at a later date.

Why does that chick look like she wants to hurt me?

by Moth Boy June 30, 2005