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goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.
Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!
by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010
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Goidelic

Goidelic was introduced in Ireland by the Gallaeci of Galicia, N.W. Spain circa 500 B.C. The Gallaeci spoke an archaic Goidelic Q-Celtic tongue called Gallaic. The Gallaeci are the Halstatt Celts that settled in Galicia circa 800 B.C. In Ireland, Gallaic evolved into Primitive Irish.
Celtiberian was introduced in N.E. Spain by the La Tene Celts that settled in the area circa 500 B.C. Celtiberian is also Q-Celtic, but not Goidelic.
The name for hundred in Gallaic is "ciot and "cet" in Old Irish, both words are Goidelic.
by GalaicoWarrior August 17, 2007
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Goiner

1. One who farts on my bed. NOT your bed but MY bed.
2. One who takes two erections into the anus, and two into the mouth simultaneously.

3. V. Goining/The process of goining or being goined by a fellow goiner.
Kyle, you are such a goiner! You better take those erected penises out of your anus, and get off my bed!
by StevenOH! January 26, 2010
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Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.
1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
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Gooter

When her gut sticks out further than her hooters!
the group of trashy ladies came walking down the street in their tight shirts and low pants highlighting their Gooters!
by hsilived September 28, 2010
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gooter

A gooter is a womans external genitalia
by jaime December 17, 2003
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GOTEEM!!!

1. The continuation of "DEEZ NUTS! HA!" or a deez nuts joke.

2. Something really stupid to say.
Guy #1: Hey, are you going to Heidi's?
Guy #2: Dude, it's 12 am! I'm not going to H-
Guy #1: BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE DEEZ NUTS??????????

HA! GOTEEM!!!

2. Hey man, you got some-
Guy #1: GOTEEM!!!
Guy #2: Seriously!!! Stop doing that!!!
by 100ec December 31, 2015
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