Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.

1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006

Guiche

The bit between a man's balls and his arse-hole.

After excretion, wipe from front to back, in order to avoid soiling of the guiche.

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Goice

1. Good choice.
2. Referring to someone else's actions as good.

That's a goice for sure.

Or in conversation:

1: "Went down the pub last night, got a bit twatted... well i say a bit, i'm now in intensive care."
2: "Goice!"

by Mike Fuller December 8, 2005

Goucher

A lovely pal who helps out his buds, likes the Beatles but is still rawkin.
Only ever speaks in binary.

Awh thanks for helping me, you're such a Goucher!

by 10010110 May 4, 2009

gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

by Danny January 26, 2004