Sacred Toilet dance to the Goddess Urinal

The Sacred Toilet dance to the goddess Urinal is the dance one performs when waiting to use a toilet that is already in use by somebody else.

To perform the dance one cups their genitals in both hands and hops from one foot to the other whilst at the same time banging on the door to encourage the occupant to hurry up.

If the dance is performed correctly then the Goddess Urinal will grant you the privalege of hurrying the occupant plus helping to minimise seepage and accidents.

"Dude where's Tom?"
"He's doing the Sacred Toilet Dance to the Goddess Urinal, he's been there for 10 minutes now."

by The-Twitching-Peanut April 24, 2006

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

Goddess

A woman who is complete perfection, who has all the quality and amazing attributes in the world.

Lena is a goddess

by DankMemes42 September 5, 2019

Goddessly

To be graceful and beautiful in all ways; like a Goddess.

Syrenna is the most goddessly creature in the whole world.

by Tearenna January 22, 2017

goddamn fucker

goddamn fucker one who is not just a fucker a goddamn fucker when fucker and goddamn alone is not enough and strong profanity is acceptable and manners dont matter

dude you stole my money from my candy jar you goddamn fucker

man i did not touch your candy jar and steal your money you goddamn fucker

dude the joke is on you goddamn fucker haha

dude your jokes are at an all time low and are not funny anymore you goddamn fucker

by littlejimmie March 21, 2019

Green goddess

Another name for some good weed.

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess

by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

blonde goddess

A beautiful man that goes to our school near you

Person 1: Omg, there he is

Person 2: who
Person 1: blonde goddess

Blonde goddess
A man that you were to refer to as "the blonde god" or "hottie"

by Thus is a closeted homosexual May 18, 2018