goats

another name for malware (virus, spyware) on computers

Nathans computer was infected with goats from watching mass amounts of online pornographic videos.

by wierdo424 July 8, 2009

goat

One who loses alot. Usually the smallest person in the group. Also known as the scapegoat, binscape, bin-goat, or binny.

Me: Hey goat, go get me a soda.

Goat: Why?

Me: because you're the goat.

by Anthony October 24, 2004

goat

Term used to describe one who will eat out any snatch, pussy, vag, cutty, axe-wound, etc... no matter how ugly or disease-ridden the girl is.

Guy 1: Can you believe Garrett went down on that Sasquatch last night?, said her box tasted like hot sardines.
Guy 2: That's why they call him the goat, he'll eat up any pocket.

by Cowgirl69 April 28, 2009

GOAT

An acronym meaning Greatest (G) Of (O) All (A) Time (T). It is usually used to describe someone or something as being the best compared to anything else. (Typically used in a sarcastic manner)

Queen Bey is the GOAT
Ketchup is the GOAT of condiments

by MajesticDullness August 28, 2020

Goat

Gyrating Orgasm After Tea

Yo you ever had that goat. London be like a goat farm.

by JD yo April 15, 2017

goating

In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.

The party really kicked off when Rappy suggested they all get goating.

by Will Bowen May 7, 2004

Goat

Gayest of all time

Bob: Drake is the goat!
Bill: No Lil Wayne is.
Tim: They're both goats!

by Icy Wyte June 19, 2022