Gloria

An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.

I need a Gloria. (in example of needing the happiness)
You pulled a Gloria. (in example of the clumsiness)

by summerbliss77 February 21, 2009

Gloria

Amazing person at life!

plays guitar like a greek goddess,
has many talents
loves people named megan, tiffany, vanessa, marissa, glen, and nicholas.
has a lot of fun doing nothing,
walking around,
hanging with her friends,
and being herself.

hey have you seen that street preformer?
yeah! she plays almost as good as gloria!!

by gfamous December 23, 2008

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 6, 2011

Gloria

Female character from Green Day's ''21st century breakdown''. Main character. Holding the torch, and holding on to her beleifs.

Christian and Gloria are the couple from music video, ''21 Guns''.

by Apittman August 13, 2009

Gloryteller

Someone who feels the need to respond to a story that you told with a similar story of their own, except that their version is more extreme, and potentially false.

When I told Frank about meeting a celebrity over the weekend, he decided to then share his experience about when he saved David Duchovny's life in Aspen last year. That guy is such a Gloryteller

by ABSeez September 5, 2007