the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

by PolChan December 6, 2014

Gilk

A mix of gatorade powder and milk, generally full fat. Used to hit maxes in the gym.

Wow, that guy is jacked, he must drink gilk!

by Gilk Lover January 29, 2022

Elizabeth gillies

a hot person

Ellie: hey do you know Elizabeth gillies?

Mike:yeah, a hot person.

by hahshahshswedjihwgfiu3n September 8, 2020

David Gilmour

One of the several reasons why I want to play the electric guitar.

David Gilmour is my inspiration (as well as other ones too).
He can play those sounds with passion!

by Gray L Squares August 19, 2014

Gillianne

Different spelling of the name Jillian, acquired from a 80s television show. Means "Jove's Child" or "Jovial". A name that encompasses strength, intelligence, talent, and creativity. Those with the name of Gillianne have a tendency towards the musical or the artistic. Gillianne will be loud, proud, rude, and possibly crude at times because she is not apologetic about being who she is. Tendencies include being fun, laughing a lot, a great listener, adventurous, studious, a great friend, steadfast, dependable, loveable, and caring. Possible nicknames include Gillie, Gillie-Bean, Gilligan, Gill, and G-Dawg.

Gillianne is pretty awesome, but her laugh is hilarious!!!

by hazlangleys December 28, 2012

Gilberting

The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.

"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."

"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."

by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016

GillennialX

It's when a Generation X population member behaves like ones of the Millennial generation.

David had a meltdown and felt entitled to help over a problem he was having, for a 40-year-old mature man he surely exhibited some GillennialX behavior.

by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018