geroge

When you mess up your license and your new name is now Geroge

Jenn: can I see your new license?
George: sure why not, here you go!
Jenn: why is it spelled geroge?
Geroge: oh crap

by Bob ks minion June 2, 2018

garroted

from the word : gar·rote or gar·rotte (g-rt, -rt)
n.
1.
a. A method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a condemned person.
b. The iron collar used for such an execution.
2.
a. Strangulation, especially in order to rob.
b. A cord or wire used for strangling.
tr.v. gar·rot·ed or gar·rot·ted, gar·rot·ing or gar·rot·ting, gar·rotes or gar·rottes
1. To execute by garrote.
2. To strangle in order to rob.

The 18 bodies discovered by U.S. troops in western Baghdad late on Tuesday had all been garroted and had their hands bound with plastic ties, police and hospital officials said.

by YSG July 16, 2008

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

Gerion

An Average guy, who moves around a lot and may play minecraft

"Have you seen Gerion?"
"Who?"

by ProffesorPrincetonistamathafak February 3, 2012

Germo Ethnic Pudding Fiasco

When an abundance of Pudding hungry foreign germs, gather together and have a party of epic proportions, this event happens on such a tiny scale its extremely hard to notice, the preferred choice of party location is in top quality restaurants, they lurk upon a chosen pudding and wait patiently for the fun times to begin.

" i went to this really fancy restaurant the other day, when i got my pudding i could see lots of little holes in it, must have been a germo ethnic pudding fiasco on the plate.

by MyBigLang August 16, 2011

garron

Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNT would always say. Such as in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyVMmO2BJVM#t=2m40s

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".

Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.
Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?
Paul: garron

by mrpaul February 27, 2009

Geroldine

An asian girl who is able to bring happiness to many people. Can be awkward at times and is prone to blushing.

Hey look at Geroldine over there blushing away.

by SiberianFist November 13, 2009