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Stephenson gargoyle

A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.

Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
by b_b_OK August 23, 2020
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Gergorge

Where the Devil went.

It's "just a tad south of Atlanltnneonanata".
GERGORGE: The Devil went down to it.
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Gargoylmel Special

When you masturbate while Handy Smurf has a sword fight with the gerbal in your ass.
My its been so long since my girlfriend and I had sex, I has to give myself a Gargoylmel Special
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Geriod

When a boy and or man has a day or a few days with uncontrollable mood swings causing them to act like a little bitch or make them act like a girl and or woman on their period
Yo why is Jerry bitching? Is he on his Geriod?
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Gerco

Someone who seems drunk but isn’t.
"You never know if he has taken some pills or is just being gerco"
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The gergler

The gergler is a supervillain who resides under a cliff and was given superhuman strength after eating radioactive seaweed out of Boredom. He is on the run from the police for several infractions of intoxication and involuntarily blowing up a burning building after releasing gas-like vapor from his rectum.
Help, help, help! My baby is in that burning building and the gergler is running in there with an awful odor behind his rear!
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gargo

hey, can you get me a beer?

- Gargo!
by gargago September 30, 2014
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