The two girls over there? They're gerbils. They hit on men like Cougars, but instead they are much younger by comparison.
by matthiascz April 12, 2009
Get the Gerbil mug.Our name for the Eurasian species of this mammal, which is noted for defending its burrow like a knight of old, may come from the gerbil knightly emblem. The creature's white head with a broad black stripe on each side of the snout may have brought to mind a gerb, hence gerbil. Good evidence supporting this theory is that an earlier name for the animal was gauson, which comes from the Old French word gaucenc, usually referring to a white patch on a horse and also meaning “gerbil.” gauson is first recorded in 1373.
by Karlos April 2, 2004
Get the gerbil mug.I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.
by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016
Get the geritol mug.A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.
Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!
by Tera21 December 9, 2016
Get the Gerrit mug.Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.
Very often has explosive results.
Very often has explosive results.
When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.
by scodder May 17, 2010
Get the reverse gerbilling mug.a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher
by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021
Get the Grumpy Gerbil mug.Watch out, she's a gerbil! It could be illegal dude.
Don't buy her a drink she's a gerbil.
That gerbil married me then divorced me and took all my damn money!
Don't buy her a drink she's a gerbil.
That gerbil married me then divorced me and took all my damn money!
by Herbert Swangstatus April 20, 2009
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