Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

Genin

Genin is the first rank a ninja receives after passing his basic test.

1.Its my current rank

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura from Naruto are all Genin

by Nicholas MacGarvie June 28, 2006

genuine

possessing the claimed or attributed character, quality, or origin; not counterfeit; authentic; real

She is actually a genuine person

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

Gonkin'

Walking around aimlessly, having no purpose. Much like the gonk droid from star wars

Grace has been gonkin' around the house all day, that girl is a weirdo.

by kingkyle27 April 3, 2020

Geekin

Laughing way too hard at something that is not that funny.

"Dude she's geekin for no reason"

by lilwwwww February 1, 2009