gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

gobert'd

Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.

Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.

by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020

gerthen

When food is really really good

Grandma this food is straight gerthen!

by Jdjdhdud March 17, 2022

gertsayn

A dumbass who fucks up everything has a horrible life and just doesn't know anything is really intelligent but a retard at heart and addicted to one thing at a time

Damn he just pulled a gertsayn

by Citric Bucyrus March 24, 2023

Yo-Gert

(adj) Something undescribly amazing

My drip was Yo-Gert!

by B Rofk May 18, 2019

gherty girls

n. a farlish word defining a crew of extremely sexy and adorable persian girls

The gherty girls were chilling at tyson's the other night.

All girls want to be a gherty girl, all guys want a gherty girl.

by vartamelon December 19, 2004

gerth

penis, cock, dick, man meat, love lenth

shit i need to get the gerth out

by jonny cupcakes April 30, 2005