Pulling a Garch

Interrupting a conversation to make a point that is either wildly misguided, completely off-topic, or factually incorrect because you think that you read or heard it somewhere.

Teacher: Let's take a look at this graph that looks like Mickey Mouse
Matthew: Is that a Fourier transformation? A Fourier transform can draw any image using just rotating circ--
Teacher: No. It's a graph that looks like Mickey Mouse.
Warren: Matthew always be pulling a Garch like that.

by Sanjobanjo November 2, 2020

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA

by deadhead mama January 24, 2005

Ms.Garcia

A Math teacher that works in Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy. She can be nice but she always enforces the work of her students.

She can be a bitch.

She call everything plagiarism

Copies the board*

Ms.Garcia: "Did you copy?"

You: "Yes"

Ms.Garcia: "THATS PLAGIARISM"

You: "God dammit Ms.Garcia"

by Your Local Rka Treesh November 19, 2019

san pedro garza garcia

nicest place on earth and 2time winner the happiest place on america, its like usa, but much better, kinda hollywoood, when all rickmans and artists live, a controlled city besides monterrey when there is no violence and no poor people

i would like to live in the happiest place on earth, in san pedro garza garcia

by piripitiflautika July 3, 2011

Gari

A type of human characterized by a perpetual state of gaiety and being incapable of feeling genuine hatred. Garis are typically allergic to most foods, but, of course, are not at all allergic to friendship. Garis tend to scorn dating but are one of the most attractive and spicy subspecies of homo sapiens.

She was distraught but then she Garied and instantly looked and felt better.

by manatus October 28, 2017

garcia vega

A type of cigar commonly emptied and filled with marijuana.

"Police beat on you
threaten to incarcerate ya'
'til you spill your guts like a Garcia Vega"

by jrock33 April 30, 2005

Grungy Garcia

To perform this horrific act, one must have worked at least twelve hours of solid outdoor labor to induce an abortion like odor of swamp-ass. Once this swamp-ass status has been achieved, one will take his female mate to a run down or abandoned mobile home, where all the shitters are full, and punish-fuck the ever living bejesus out her. Once the act has run its course, the fornicators will smear their diaper rashes together (the woman being an obvious swamp donkey) to create a putrid-like ammonia smell that stings the soul. Once you've contemplated you're own suicide, the process is complete.

Leo: God damnit Gabe!! What the fuck is that smell?!

Gabe: Me and Ryanne did a Grungy Garcia...

Leo: No fucking shit Sherlock!! I can smell that stench down the road!! You fucking filthy wookies need Jesus!! And flush the fucking toilets you gutter slut!!!!

by P-M your moms house November 26, 2015