Jug Gypper

A girl who has big, sexy breasts yet posts pictures on facebook which either conceal them or do not show them at all.

Horny Guy 1: OMG Have you seen that girl Hannah? She has such nice tits.

Horny Guy 2: I checked out her facebook page but I can't find any evidence of what you're talking about...

Horny Guy 1: She must be a Jug Gypper.

by YakLeader9 April 9, 2010

Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.

by Uncle Rimjob July 11, 2016

Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.

Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?

by Massive Gaper April 17, 2020

Gipper

The "gangsta" way to say "chipper."

"Diamonds in my ear,
Prada on my zipper.
Gucci be the slippers,
damn I'm feeling gipper."

by ShanmarieLK January 26, 2011

gipper

When your body fat actually saves your life in an accident or injury.

Dave - "Did you see that guy get hit by that ice cream truck?!"

Shua - "Goddamn that boy is gipper!"

by Shuasage February 19, 2011

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007