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Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"
by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009
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Grafton

A small town in Southern Illinois. Usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. This is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it's basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!
Did you go to Grafton last weekend?

Umm...I don't remember?

What are your plans this weekend?

O going to Grafton and walking around all the bars until i can't stumble anymore!
by NautiNate May 25, 2011
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Grafton

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".
Grafton, New Hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.
by 603explorer March 21, 2011
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Graffy

A wily silver fox, renowned for chasing sluts and playing bootlegs.
Hi, I'm Graffy. Guaranteed.
by Seros March 16, 2005
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grafton goggles

When you are living in a small town by the name of grafton,wv and when substantially hot girls are not available in said town, the guys throughout the town view the towns (on a scale of 1 to 10) 2's as 10"s.... thus resulting in grafton goggles.
HOLY SHIT!! Paul did you see that chick walk by...come on man really, hold on let me put my grafton goggles on...WOW damn she's fine.
by McBigOne December 26, 2009
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grafitti alley

an alley in toronto running in between richmond st west and queen st west. much awesome grafitti is located here. it is a constantly changing urban palette.
lets go to grafitti alley and look at grafitti.
by 357slug December 18, 2010
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graffiwi

The use of a Wi-Fi network's SSID as a means of communicating a short message to the immediate reachable area surrounding its source, thereby vandalizing a physical zone with a digital graffiti message.
Let's see if I can get onto a free network here... woah, lots of graffiwi: "stop the war", "no blood for oil", "pidgeons rule"...
by GRAFFIWI December 24, 2010
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