A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.
by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006
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The only female Disney star under the age of 18 who is a good role model to younger viewers. She is said to 'take over' Miley Cyrus's place. Thats completely false.
Selena will never be that ugly, untalented, slutty, or fake. Her tv show Wizards of Waverly Place is becoming to be a huge hit. Her music career is slowly becoming successful BECAUSE she has talent. The only reason Miley's music career is doing good is because her hit tv show Hannah Montana is based on her poor singing.
Sorry miley, but you're going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.
Selena will never be that ugly, untalented, slutty, or fake. Her tv show Wizards of Waverly Place is becoming to be a huge hit. Her music career is slowly becoming successful BECAUSE she has talent. The only reason Miley's music career is doing good is because her hit tv show Hannah Montana is based on her poor singing.
Sorry miley, but you're going to fail and watch selena rise to the top.
Unlike miley cyrus, selena gomez has talent. She's beautiful and has self respect.
Thank god she's here to save us from slutty cyrus.
Thank god she's here to save us from slutty cyrus.
by PHOTO. October 7, 2008
Get the Selena Gomez mug.Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."
That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.
by Rockeye May 1, 2006
Get the Gomer mug.Is just like a red sour patch Kid....hot & sexy.. he is sour then sweet...but he sticks around he doesnt just leave. can act like alittle kid sometimes but its cute :P
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)
Tall and fit..likes to play sports especially soccer. Smart . he feels more then what he says. expresses his feelings by making fun of you, but knows how to make you feel better afterwards...can be really cheesy. likes how people react when they are surprised or scared...alexander is fun to hang around with...you dont get bored...and you feel an empty hole when he is gone..so once you have an alexander gomez do NOT let him get out of your life.......i love my Alexander Gomez :)
by justme;) June 2, 2011
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by Meena December 28, 2007
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