Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.

She's so silly, she's such a glob.

by glob lover September 4, 2023

GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

glob

a book monster

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by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020

glob

Like a Blob....but worse.

He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.

by JRodFilms January 28, 2021

glob snob

A person who is “too” picky about smoking wax

“Trina is such a glob snob I offered her a dab the other day and she sniffed it and said she was good”😂

by Rizzledizzlemizzle August 9, 2022

Glob

Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.

You are a stupid Glob

by The realest Giraffe August 16, 2022

Groblos Glob

a fat, glob - like toad

The groblos glob sank into the mud.

by BucketHead3334 October 3, 2022