i'm glitching

A way of saying you're nervous or spaztic to the extent you cannot compile your thoughts.

Almost like a brain fart or something of that type, just more because of nerves.

Also similar to Spazzing.

A state of nervous excitement.
Dude I'm glitching I don't even know what to say. I think everything for the audition went great, but... I just don't know what to say I'm so nervous and excited.
by Roy G. Biv X February 05, 2018
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Chin Glitch

To fake cup someones chin and exhale heavlily. As if you were clearing mucous out of your throat.
Dempster come here dude, YA UHUUUUUUUUUH!#@ - Chin glitch
by Nomansland February 05, 2008
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glitched likes

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.
who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.
by nobody else here August 09, 2017
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Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.
Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper
by ZoltanF September 15, 2017
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Glitch Goal

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.
JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"
by PiffDaddy January 28, 2012
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glitch bitch

This glitch bitch kept stuttering while she was caught in a lie.
by mhstipline September 01, 2018
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Bitch Glitch

a computer virus that comes from watching porn
Man, all that lesbian porn Ziggy was watchin gave me a bitch glitch on my mac!
by KittyKatBigBoi December 04, 2008
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