Glasgow Bagpiper

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

Glasgow Subcrawl

A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.

- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"

_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!

by Stoo340 October 16, 2012

Glange

A shortened name for Glandular fever, aka kissing disease

Guy #1: Oh shit, I think I've caught glange from that bird I got off with last week
Guy #2: Shit man

by jonnynoctu May 7, 2016

galgum

Galgum to take it in the mouth hard.

Did you hear about *blank* she got galgummed in the subway bathroom.

by sw_eet_T December 23, 2020

glasgow handshake

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Glasgow

Hey, at least its not Edinburgh!

"The un-official capital of Scotland"

Edinburgh = Skaffy "K" heads - on a mission to get mullered!

Glasgow = Good Clean Fun"

by GonzoGlasgow January 11, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.

“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”

by Cockais April 19, 2010