She is an ugly slag if there’s one way to describe her it would be a cheesy moon. Her only pal is Emily Girdwood because everyone hates her as she’s the slyest person ever and has shagged 1001 times. Don’t forget that she never stops eating so there no surprise that she’s the size of a truck. Oh and you can’t miss that massive forehead of hers. She also lives Hours away from York so she can never be seen by anyone cos she’s to far away
Have you smelt her fishy fanny?? Who, Sophie glaister?? Yeah, she’s the biggest slag about. Yeah i know 1001 times apparently
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They like to spend 30 hours in their private server tryharding on Officer Bob, but when they fight another player, it's always the glaive main losing.
They brag about their little victory but in reality, it's just 85% of their fucking shitty range.
They like to spend 30 hours in their private server tryharding on Officer Bob, but when they fight another player, it's always the glaive main losing.
They brag about their little victory but in reality, it's just 85% of their fucking shitty range.
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“We were smaishing glais off the balcony in Montreal for hours and growing to love one another more and more with each piece of glais smashed.”
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