Furnace

In the Dream SMP (meaning Survival MultiPlayer), there was a joke created that standing on a crafting table meant to have sex, or more specifically, to give/receive a blowjob. (Search 'crafting table' for more info) Skeppy, one of the players on the Dream SMP, took that joke and extended it to include furnaces, saying that standing on a furnace was "worse." Only he knows what he truly meant, but the fandom took that to mean sex. For example, versions of the furnace jokes, instead of just receiving a blow job, the people "standing on a furnace" for each other do what you do with furnaces; you put your meat in one ;). There have also been jokes regarding enchanting tables, which is a step after that.

"George~, would you ever stand on a crafting table for me?"
George looked up at Dream's smiling face. He sighed and quietly responded,
"I would stand on a furnace for you."
Dream's smile dropped as he realized what that would entail. He quietly approached the smaller man.
"Would you now?" Dream asked, just as quietly. There's no way he could be serious. Right?
George stared back, unblinking, and then broke the eye contact. He wordlessly reached out and grabbed Dream's hand, led him to the kitchen, mined one of the stacks of furnaces down so that there was just one, and then climbed on top of it.

George smirked and stood up for a second before crouching so that their faces were level. George pulled Dream in for a kiss. After the two men severed the contact, Dream blushed profusely, climbed onto the furnace, and began to kiss his again with more fire and passion than before. One thing led to another, and Dream's dick ended up inside of George. Multiple times. And they made love in the kitchen for hours. George couldn't walk or remember his name afterwards.

by Aarvo April 5, 2021

furncus

A place on the coat of a dog where the hair moults easily, especially when stroked. Common furnci include the bum and neck (particularly the neck if a collar has been worn for a few years).

"Oscar's furncus is all wet!"
"Both of Harry's are dry!"

by Loz1008 July 20, 2006

furniturize

the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.

Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.

by RDPhalen December 24, 2010

furnhorn

a really boring old guy who spends to much time on his porch. often eats hard candies.

guy: wow. that old guy has been on his porch for 5 hours.

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other guy: yeah. he's such a furnhorn.

by mumba jumba September 11, 2010

furniture movers

Usually 2 dudes in a big white box truck. They are poor but due to being trapped together all day have the best sense of humor you have ever heard. Thier boss is probably a dick whose name may or may not be Steven, fuck that dude. Dopest men you have ever met

Those 2 guys in the box truck were so funny, and good furniture movers

by Joeandtre' March 18, 2015

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

ass furnace

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.

I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.

by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009