fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth

i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011

fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties

"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"

by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014

Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.

"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"

by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019

fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.

"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"

by wheaty f May 4, 2009

Fuzzybrown

Ridiculously crappy weed for a ridiculously high price. Smells, tastes and consists of bullshit. Usually loved by people with the name Justin.

Just as my friend puked in the bong from smoking the fuzzybrown, my buddy Justin walked in and said, "This is the best weed I've ever smoked!"

by Cpt. Jack Yuhoff November 6, 2010

fuzzy norseman

When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.

James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.

by Cptn stabbin December 10, 2010

Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.

Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.

by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011