faffing

Sexual contact, anything from a passionate kiss up to but not including sexual intercourse (paffing).

Sam: 'Mick you look a bit tired this morning'
Mick: 'Yeah, me and kung po claire were up faffing all night'

by Lesiurama15 January 24, 2012

fluffing mr. peepers

usin da penis pump to improve you self-esteem.

Jr. is havin a guest so he wants to start fluffing mr. peepers.

by M.B. June 2, 2003

Fluffing

The act of pulling ones pants down over an innocent friends (obviouly not innocent) pillow, squovvering A.K.A. squating and/or hovering approximately one inch away and farts upon it (be sure not to Shart as in this will ruin the joke.). Thus, over the night whilst he/she rests obtains Pink Eye. Which is funny in all actuality.

Friend01: "Dude, guess what I did with Tom's pillow!"
Friend02: "What?"
Friend01: "I 'Fluffed' it for him."
Friend02: "Um... I beleive he's 'Fluffing your pillow right now.'
Friend01: "Wah Teh Flek WTF???"

by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

Fluffing Bunnies

Girls use this term when they say the word fart. We all know girls dont actually "fart" but if they do for some reason they have to use this word instead because it sounds nice.

What the hell steph? Sorry i just farted. You mean you were fluffing bunnies!

by Brito17 March 31, 2010

fluffing

Another way of saying fuck if you are infront of your parents or your grandparents or anyother authortity figure. =)

Stop fluffing me, you beezotch.

by Pistachio June 16, 2004

Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009