Fratstaritis

(noun) A medical illness resulting from excessive fratting, beer pong, fist pumping, and make-outs with one's pledge brothers.

Symptoms include: hoarse voice, whooping cough, excessive phlegm (usually with discoloration), shaking of the head, and memory loss.

There is no known cure.

"Yo dude, what's wrong with that guy? He's been coughing all day and won't stop talking about last night."

"He was at the frat castle all night. Looks like a classic case of Fratstaritis."

by Rad Dudes with Attitudes January 31, 2014

feets

things at the end of your legs

my feets are getting tired

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Fetsick

Very annoying and ugly person, but there’s exceptions.

“Wow your so fetsick”

by bubbaman40 May 28, 2018

Freasy

When one's hair is free and easy it is referred to as freasy - usually after washing.

Beant has just washed his hair, it's freasy at the moment.....

by Harphummo April 22, 2009

Fietsen

Life, as defined by the hipster in Holland. Also called "cycling".

gotta fietsen, man. ever notice that "life" & "bike" have two of the same letters?

by i h8 fixies June 23, 2011

the freds

The bowel condition resulting from the consumption of mediocre southern buffet food at chain restaurants in Florida. Conditions usually include bubble guts, mudd butt and swamp ass.

I was going to start a liquid diet cleanse this week, but this case of the freds is going to clear my poop shoot out ASAP!

by A "Valued" Customer November 29, 2016

Feets

Shoes or sneakers that go on the end of you legs, preferably a fresh clean pair. Nothing Vans or Adidas that’s not Yeezy’s. I mean Real Steppers. Term that started in NY.

“I just copped some brand new feets,”

“Yeah, yu need some different feets my guy,”
“Yoo I seen some crazy feets in Barney’s,”

by SLZY November 28, 2018